Guyonan Jowo Part Cerita

Cerito Kanggo Nyenengno Ati

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Ceritane KH.paiman ketemu paijo neng warunge srintel.

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KH.paiman: gek lapo jo??

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Paijo:ngombe yai.. Monggo nek ajeng ngombe sareng kulo..

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KH.paiman:weh lha ketone kok suegermen ngombenan opo ui jo??

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Paijo:arak yai,,

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KH.paiman: oohoh ora sopan kiyai di jak ngombe!!

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Paijo: oii'(glege'en)lha jare urip nek dunyo koyok mampir ngombe yai?? niki mau kan kulo weruh sampean,terus sampean tak ampirke tak jak ngombe.,, lha nggoten niku rak zo mampir ngombe to yai??

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KH.paiman: seng di arani mampir ngombe ki ora ngono kui!! Kowe ki wes tuwo mbok zo mertobat,, orasah ngombe2 ngono ui meneh,ngombe barang harom ngono ui gak keno,, dosa hukumnya.

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Paijo:ngombe sitik tok kok yai mung segelas tak nggo jamu rakzo gak po2 to yai,,,?? jare nek gae jamu iku gak po2...

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KH.paiman:jamu2 opo? obat liyane mendem ki akeh..

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Paijo:sirahku ngelu yai,,

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KH.paiman: oskadon

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paijo:aku watuk kok yai,,

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KH.paiman:komix

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paijo:aku kurang darah yai,

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KH.paiman:mangan wedus

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paijo:mripatku loro yai

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KH.paiman:ke'i kalpanax

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paijo: ooo,,,piye to yai,,, mripat loro kok ke'i kalpanak, sue2 picek mripatku.

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KH.paiman:lha wong kue di kandani kon mandek ngombe ae,lambemu malah alesan seng neko2 owg, ngono ui tobat sholat,,

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paijo:aku wes tobat yai,

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KH.paiman:sholat po gak?

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Paijo:zo sholat to yai

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KH.paiman:sedino peng piro?

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Paijo:sedino sepisan tp arang2 sisan.

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KH.paiman:lhaizo ngono kok muni wes tobat,,, nek dzuhur we sholat gak?

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Paijo:gak

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KH.paiman:lha gene ora sholat?

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Paijo:akeh kerja'an yai

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KH.paiman:asar?

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Paijo:lg neng perjalanan muleh

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KH.paiman:maghrib?

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Paijo:keselen awake,,

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KH.paiman:lha isa'?

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Paijo:keturon

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KH.paiman:subuh?

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Paijo:tangine kawanen

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KH.paiman: oo...kuandani kakean alesan..lha lambemu suwek ngono owg jo,,wes tak mulih,,, mikir ue marai ngelu aku !!

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Paijo : nak ngelu ngombe arak yai,,, tak jamin mari ngelune,,,

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KH.paiman:wong gemblong kowe,,,,, kene sitik wae arake,,,

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#Sritel ngguyu kepingkel pingkel ngasi ngompol#

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CERITA HANYA UNTUK HIBURAN SEMATA , DAN JANGAN DI TIRU.

Guyonan Jawa Part 1

Numpak gethek karo mlayu bocah elek ora payu-payu

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Anak tekek mangan gandum pancen elek harap maklum

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wajik klethik, gulo jowo luwih becik kowe trimo

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tawon madu, ngisep sari kembang jambu ojo nesu yen ditudhuake rupo aslimu

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.. .. ono boyo semaput

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monggo dilanjut,,,

Guyonan Jawa

Es skuteng campur sayur lodeh ganteng sih ganteng tapi kok mbeweh

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ono teklek ketatap ndase najan elek tetep pede

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es skuteng ono paku najan ganteng tapi g payu

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telek neng nduwur watu masio elek pacare pitu,,,,

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, , MONGGO DILANJUT,,

wisnU kembalI lagI

maaf sobat lama gak posting di karenakan.hp ane rusak dan masih di konter terdekat.

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